Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Nach Baliye!

There is nothing more demoralizing than not being able to do something that every one else seem to be doing with a snap. I am talking about dance - nah, dignified aerobics. During the past couple of days my colleagues and I have been practicing dance steps on a couple of hit Bollywood numbers (Mind Blowing Mahiya and Woh Ajnabee). I am in one of the teams that is performing on the day of our company's fifth anniversary.

I am crazy about dancing but I have never once danced in a competition or got trained. But I thought I had it in me!

When we started practicing, I had problems right from the word go. I would miss the beats, or forget the steps, or goof up in other ways. But I would take home work and come back prepared. So far so good! Then last week I went on vacation. When I rejoined I was in for surprises. Not only had the group finished practicing the first song, they were well on course to master the steps of the second song as well. I was disturbed. It would be a gargantuan task to both learn the new lessons and keep up with the group. Then there are the team dynamics to worry about. Presently, my morale is in the pits.

Close shave!

Late afternoon today the gods opened the floodgates of heaven and let out a steady shower of blessings. The trees bathed head to toe in the rain. Gentle breeze wafted through and the coconut palms swayed to their lilting music. My thoughts wandered into the hinterland. But before long the clouds darkened and spread its tentacles all around.

As if responding to the change in climate, my heart sunk and eyes swelled with tears. Deja vu? It struck me instantly that I had survived a near death experience.

I was in my first year graduation when disaster struck. It had rained heavily the previous night and flooded many houses in the low lying areas of my neighborhood. When I woke up in the morning and stepped out into the balcony, my feet sunk into knee-deep water. The water level was only few inches below the doorstep. The drainage pipe that carries water from the first floor balcony to the ground beneath had clogged with dirt. I used a long iron rod to flush out the water. The puddle yielded to my relentless shoving and the water gushed out. But the flood water refused to go entirely. The pipe was full again and something inside it was stopping water flow. For a moment it seemed like gravity was acting in the wrong direction.

I was standing close to the parapet wall and the balcony still had an inch or two of rain water left. I realized from my vantage point that the drainage pipe ends on the cemented sun shade a couple of feet below. And the pipe on this sun shade was the culprit. I took the iron rod in my hand and stretched to reach the sunshade, while holding the parapet for support. The free end of the rod only reached the neck of the pipe even after I lifted myself on my toes. The floor was wet and slippery. When I tried to shove the rod one more time, things went awry. There was a thud on the ground. The iron rod had freed itself from my hands. For a couple of minutes, I did not know what was happening...

I found myself dangling from the railings on the parapet. You wont believe how happy and confused I was at that moment. Because about 25 feet below where I was hanging in mid air I could see loose, sharp granite stones unloaded for construction work. I am certain I would not have survived the fall! But I was still far from safety. And my hands were giving away under the weight of my body.

Meanwhile, I could see newspaper boys and milk vendors at the distance watching my predicament helplessly. Some of them were amused, I guess. They must have thought I do this regularly as part of my exercise regimen.

I wanted to shout for help but there was a lump in my throat. I could not risk turning around to pull myself up. I needed help, quickly. The passersby were outside the compound wall, which is at least 10 minutes away from my location, or they did not see me at all. Slowly a crowd was swelling in front of the apartment. They alerted the watchman.

Meanwhile, wondering why I am taking such a long time on the job, my dad came to inspect the progress of work. When he did not see me, he thought I had gone to the ground floor for fixing the pipe, maybe. But he did wisely to call out for me and spotted the watchman waving frantically in my direction. He came near the parapet wall and saw me dangling. He was shocked! He quickly regained composure, squatted on the balcony, and held my left hand firmly for support. My hands relaxed a bit and my body weight eased; I was able to turn sideways and lift my leg up. Meanwhile, dad called out for my brother. Both together pulled me out to safety. In the process I broke my chin.

I know it could have been worse!

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Dedicated XLRI blog

Though I have only written one blog entry about my PG program in LSCM from XLRI in this blog, I think this program deserves separate space. Its duration, density, and importance in my career call for this! So cutting a long story short, I'll only use Circumscribble to continue to pen my wandering thoughts and use the new blog for all the entries related to PGCLSCM.

Turn over to http://pgclscm-xlri.blogspot.com/ for more...

Friday, August 17, 2007

Back in action!

I am back to blogging ways after a hiatus of more than a year. I have found a new reason for blogging: PGCLSCM. It stands for Post Graduate Certification in Logistics and Supply Chain Management. I am doing this course from XLRI, via satellite broadband network.

http://www.hnge.in/services/dwge_individuals/xlri/xlri.htm

The course duration is 14 months. It's only been two months since the program has started but it feels like longer. Each session, lasting 1hr 30min is rich, loaded, and interactive. There is ample homework as well. I have read numerous case studies, submitted many assignments, and cleared many online tests and written exams.

Though more than 70 students have enrolled, the online infrastructure allows for one-to-one interaction with the professor.

This program has certainly invaded my personal life. But I have no regrets.

O.K., it's time to dig into the basics of Accounting and Finance. Another exam round the corner...

Friday, March 17, 2006

Painful but true

Only a few hours ago I was happy to hear that my friend and colleague, who until now worked for another team but was not happy doing so, is moving into my extended department. This was an occasion to celebrate, raise a toast. But first things first, we decided. We set up a conference with my US counterpart, who is himself celebrating a narrow escape from the clutches of globalization and pink slips. At the conference, we hit it off from the word go; my US counterpart thought that my friend is a good addition to our team. The conference room on either side (India and US) may have resembled a party floor as we were at our humorous best; we swore to have fun at work day after day come what may, and my friend immediately felt at home. He noticed how drastically different this team was from his immediate past - he thanked heavens for helping him bring home the bacon in spite of going thru difficult times. The past was history and he saw great opportunities lying ahead of him.

That night we returned home happy, thanking god for small mercies he showered on us. I hitched a ride with him because we stayed in the same neighborhood. During the ride, e spoke about our old times in the cab and the funny incidents that brought us joy during times of strife. It was a rather short ride homewards. I thanked him for the ride and slept peacefully that night.

The next day we were invited by the product managers to take stock of the ground situation and plan our future actions based on the estimated work load. The meeting was scheduled for 11:00 am. At 9:10, my friend showed up at my seat. When he insisted that we should go 'out' but not the cafeteria for tea, I could read his mind. In my heart of hearts I vehemently tried to avoid any negative thoughts. Finally, he broke the news at 9:30 over a cup of tea. One of his past efforts had paid off. He is on the verge of conquering the world. Can "I" stop him? No one can.

I am happy for him; but am also sad that he will not be working with us. We will still be in touch. He's too precious to let go; I'll miss him as a friend, humorist, guide, fellow blogger.

I had always encouraged him to look for another job when he complained about the indifference shown by his team lead; I sensed that his ego had been bruised. A new job and new environment would have helped tide over the past. I hadn't dreamt that one day we may get the opportunity to work together. Now, I am falling prey to my advices. The year-long struggle in his erstwhile department had made him sore and stubborn. Naturally, he started hunting for a greener pasture, and I hope the one he has found for himself is very green.

But I cannot imagine how companies can take as long as six months to close a position. This happened to my friend. At the new company that my friend will join, he had interviewed in September 2005. Today, when he finally got the offer letter, is March 17, 2006. Unbelievable! But then strange are the ways in which companies work. I wish him the best in his future.

I am back to square one. The building has to be raised from ground up. I'll enjoy doing it as much as I had expected I would when this friend moved in to our team. I am off to meet my manager…

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

It's a wife's job to listen to her husband...

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

She said, Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a cheque."